Christmas and Toys
Sex toys that show your team spirit
One endorsement deal that wasn't, however, made news a few weeks ago. It seems the German sex shop chain, Beate Uhse came out with Ollie K and Michael B vibrators and a David B dildo. To anyone who knows soccer, it appeared as if stars Oliver Khan, Michael Ballack and David Beckham had lent their names to a line of sex toys.
The Keith Urban Toy
Come on, I know you have heard of the man toy before and now I am creating the Keith Urban toy. It doesn't actually exist, just in real life form. You see, I am a big fan of country singer Keith Urban. He and his music mean a lot to me. I have a real connection with his music, his lyrics. So much so that I even have a Keith Urban ringtone on my T-Mobile phone now. I am totally addicted! Well, that is all I wanted to say . I know this is a random place to be saying things like this, but I think that I just needed to get that off of my chest. I am sure that my husband doesn't really want to hear any more about Keith.